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09.06.2025 00:10
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Catatonics & High Colonics
Next, they tried...
They put up a sign reading
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Hysterias & Posteriors
Why do you think Democrat favorability ratings are so low?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Another attempt resulted in ...
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Retinal prosthesis woven from tellurium nanowires partially restores vision in blind mice - Phys.org
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Everyone loved it.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
share office space ...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
The influencer whose tweet led to a ban on disposable vapes - BBC
No, not a chance
Freaks and Cheeks
So, the docs changed it to read
What does it mean to live "the 'underconsumption' life"?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Minds and Behinds
Still no good.
Circle’s buzzy IPO was a big hit. Now comes the hard part. - MarketWatch
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Just Forget it!
Nuts and Butts
No way
Thumbs down again.
Is it wrong of me to feel uncomfortable that my friend thinks my brother is hot?
So they tried
Then came..
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Aurora borealis lights up northern Nevada, Carson City skies - Carson Now
Still no good
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
No go.
Unacceptable again!
Loons and Moons
How do you feel about Donald Trump signing an executive order that says there are only two genders?